Sneezing at work

• 2:14pm

I feel like people do their best not to sneeze (or hide it) in an office to avoid the awkwardness of the "bless you's".

Because it can be weirdly awkward (at least in my opinion).

No one's sure if they should be the one to say "bless you", so sometimes no one does.

Sometimes multiple people say it.

Sometimes everyone pretends to ignore it.

Sometimes people seem slightly disgusted (especially in certain sunlit lighting when you can see a salivary spray of mist).

Then when the person sneezes more than once there's a whole new world.

If it was just five seconds prior, are they still protected by the first "bless you".

If it's two basically back-to-back, does one "bless you" cover it.

A god forbid you sneeze more than three times.

People start spinning in their chairs to look.

People start making jokes.

Luckily I'm yet to really encounter a loud sneezer. Everyone seems to try and muffle it as best they can.

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